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QUICK FACTS
Σ THAT. ASS. IS. PLUMP. AND. ROUND.
Σ Dick is quite the womanizer. Even if you're not a woman.Maybe he's a little sex obsessed.
Σ He fights with a pair of escrima sticks. He also has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos hidden away in secret compartments. . . you get to guess where, since his costume is basically painted on.
Σ Dick isn't very bulky, but hell is he muscular. He's also ridiculously flexible.
Σ He grew up with a circus until his parents were murdered when he was 10, so he has a very. . . interesting foundation to his personality.
Σ Cereal is his favorite food. Don't even look at his cereal without permission.
Σ After being shot in the fucking knee cap (ouch) Dick's right knee is gimpy. He has braces for when it gets thrown out but when it does, fuck it hurts and he gets grouchy.
Σ Dick is quite the womanizer. Even if you're not a woman.
Σ He fights with a pair of escrima sticks. He also has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos hidden away in secret compartments. . . you get to guess where, since his costume is basically painted on.
Σ Dick isn't very bulky, but hell is he muscular. He's also ridiculously flexible.
Σ He grew up with a circus until his parents were murdered when he was 10, so he has a very. . . interesting foundation to his personality.
Σ Cereal is his favorite food. Don't even look at his cereal without permission.
Σ After being shot in the fucking knee cap (ouch) Dick's right knee is gimpy. He has braces for when it gets thrown out but when it does, fuck it hurts and he gets grouchy.